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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:39

Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
How Much Sun Do You Really Need to Get Enough Vitamin D? - Verywell Health
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
I Tasted 7 Chocolate Ice Creams and One Was a Clear Winner - Eat This Not That
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Space photo of the week: Pink 'raindrops' on the sun captured in greatest detail ever - Live Science
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Aldi accused by Oreo maker Mondelez of copying its packaging - CBS News
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Users Are Leaving Google Drive for This 2TB Cloud Plan - PCMag
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trump-Musk feud leaves some DOGE staffers worried about their futures: Sources - ABC News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Michigan Cup starting lineup: Chase Briscoe wins third pole in a row - NBC Sports
No, not a chance
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News
So they tried
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
3 keys to success every Citadel intern learns their first week on the job - Business Insider
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
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