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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

How Much Sun Do You Really Need to Get Enough Vitamin D? - Verywell Health

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

I Tasted 7 Chocolate Ice Creams and One Was a Clear Winner - Eat This Not That

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Space photo of the week: Pink 'raindrops' on the sun captured in greatest detail ever - Live Science

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Aldi accused by Oreo maker Mondelez of copying its packaging - CBS News

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Users Are Leaving Google Drive for This 2TB Cloud Plan - PCMag

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Oura Ring Can Now Use AI to Monitor Blood Sugar Levels. I Tested It For a Week and Got These 3 Surprising Takeaways - CNET

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Trump-Musk feud leaves some DOGE staffers worried about their futures: Sources - ABC News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Michigan Cup starting lineup: Chase Briscoe wins third pole in a row - NBC Sports

No, not a chance

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News

So they tried

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

3 keys to success every Citadel intern learns their first week on the job - Business Insider

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

A Massive Particle Blasted Through Earth and Scientists Think It Might Be The First Detection of Dark Matter - ZME Science

Then came..

share office space ...

Unannounced And Petty: Southwest Fired Their Skycaps, Now Charges $3 To Check Bags At The Curb—After Saying They Wouldn’t - View from the Wing